Our beloved hauteliers, this week’s edition of our much coveted Haute Patrol will take you right across the border to the GQ India Men of The year Awards, why? Because that is exactly what the world needs right now, Men celebrating Men in a room full of Men with the exception of a couple of women for decorative purposes of course.
However, the red carpet will make plenty of our fashion starved readers happy if not downright swooning, not to mention the women really kicked ass here.
So let’s hit it party boys! And girls!
 Aamir Khan
Oh honey, as much as we love you, this is just way too tight on you.
Arjun Kapoor
We like Arjun because he’s one of the few boy stars who always show up with a big smile and a questionable jacket however now we’re just over it.
Harshwardhan Kapoor
Mr. Kapoor decided to drop by on his way to the grocery store.
Kalki Koechlin
I don’t think we can stress enough on how much we love this look. The colour looks great on her, her styling is as close to perfect as it could be and because it all looks pretty damn fierce.
Sayani Gupta
She’s serving up some serious low key slay here and what a fantastic colour.
Jaqueline Fernandez
Miss Fernandez is one smart cookie; she showed up to a room full of eligible boy stars as the girl everyone should marry.
Anushka Sharma
Because when you show up to a room full of men, you make sure they know you’re packing a whip and some handcuffs.
Hasan Minhaj
There really isn’t much to say about a man in a tux. He either gets it right or he doesn’t. And since it’s so ridiculously easy to get a tux right, seriously, guys. It’s like the lowest possible style difficulty setting. So we’ll just ignore this and move on because when you can’t get a tux right you just need to be sent home.
Jackie and Tiger Shroff
Not only are they dressed pretty damn good, but this picture is pretty damn adorable.
Manish Malhotra
Is it just me or has Manish Malhotra started to dress up like Karan Johar?
Rajkumar Rao
The Bruno Mars Costume contest is happening in the other hall. Kids these days!
Ranveer Singh
This is not that great but hey, it’s Ranveer Singh and this entire look could be radioactive green.
Shraddha Kapoor
Oh honey, are things alright with you? It seems like your dress is eating you up.
Shruti Hasaan
I’m pretty, I’m cute, and I’m a little kinky too.
Siddharth Malhotra
At least one of these boy stars managed to look good. But it would have been just so much better with a white shirt and tan shoes. Call me next time!
Vir Das
Again, next hall!
Varun Dhawan
Whatever Varun, whatever!
Sridevi
It’s so great to see Sridevi volunteer to be the chaperone for the evening. These silly children just cannot be trusted.